roughin' with your muffin.

Why does our lovemuffin have to be silky smooth and his happysacks get to feel like someone rolled the Jumanji dice and he sprouted an effing jungle in his pants? I mean, guys expect us to be silky smooth yet, they don't usually "return the favor", if you will. "No...You know what, Brah... shave YOUR junk, man." "Thanks, but I prefer the floss I buy from the store."

TOTAL DOUBLE STANDARD. 

Yeah, yeah... We know, she looks effing gorgeous when she's all shining like Common's head. But that lasts for like three days and then we're back to looking like Harry Henderson's five o'clock shadow. 

Do guys not realize how bad it hurts to look this sizzline? Once it starts coming back, it feels like a rabid porcupine is escaping through our upper vaj area. (It's more fun if you combine those two words like this; "vajarea".) Do not expect us to quaff that sh*t again for at least like a week and a half. Guys, you think shaving your face hurts...? "Ehhh, but it's soooo sensitive!!"

"Mmm...only one of us here has a vagina and that's me!" Try running that blade over your face three times a week with a sunburn and maybe use "icy hot" as shaving cream and gasoline as aftershave. Yeah, it's like that.

A little bush never hurt anyone.. And No, I'm not talking Robin William's-forearm-bush. 

That sh*t's gross. 

But, let's use our brain's here.. What do guys LOVE?? Tits... well that's great but you can't grow tits on your vaj until you're much older. (You're better off if you don't get that one.)

Guys LOVE golf! Guys spend all day trying to land their balls on the green.. And it seems to make them pretty happy............ i.e. Mr.  Woods ;)

So, boys.... what's so wrong with a little "rough"; if we promise to keep it short and clean.. maybe add some nice "edging"....? I dunno... But me thinks we're onto something here.... ;)